Владимир Познер рассказал свой любимый анекдот

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Сегодня, в День смеха, телеведущий Первого канала Владимир Познер решил пошутить: он рассказал подписчикам Instagram свой самый любимый анекдот. Фолловеры незамедлительно отметили: «смешно, но немного грустно».

Издание «Instanews Media» публикует любимый советский анекдот Владимира Познера.

«Собирается международный симпозиум, где должны определить национальность Адама и Евы, потому что в Библии об этом ничего не сказано.

«Собирается международный симпозиум, где должны определить национальность Адама и Евы, потому что в Библии об этом ничего не сказано. Первым вышел представитель французской делегации и сказал: «Господа, несомненно, что Адам и Ева были французами. Потому что только французская женщина пожертвовала бы раем ради любви». Вышел англичанин и сказал, что он очень уважает своего французского коллегу, но на самом деле, конечно же, Адам и Ева были англичанами: «Кто, кроме английского джентльмена, пожертвует раем ради своей дамы?». Тут вышел советский делегат и сказал, что все это буржуазная трепология и что на самом деле они были советскими и что есть три доказательства этому: «Во-первых, у них было одно яблоко на двоих, во-вторых, у них по сути, не было одежды, и, третье и главное, они при этом думали, что живут в раю».

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